For the last couple of weeks every time I get into bed my body begins to itch violently from extreme dryness. Last night, before I could fall asleep, I filled my last lucid thoughts of how delicious it would feel to have a bath in a tub of olive oil. The green grassy smell and the soothing quality of the ointment.
I’ve used handfuls of lotion lately but it doesn’t seem to help. I’ve found the dryness of my skin is considerably worse after I’ve been in the chlorinated pool and hot tub. No matter how I shower afterward to remove the chlorine, or the amount of lotion I lather on, I cannot find reprieve.
There is a scrub at my parent’s house that I would die to have here – I think it’s sugar in a rich oily base. There it seemed a bit excessive but here it would be perfect.
“So go out and get something,” you say. I would, I’ve looked. But all the toiletry bottles only have descriptions in Chinese. There is sometimes a two-word phrase on a bottle of whatever that gives the most basic sign of what it might be – conditioner, shampoo – but in general the mystery is so deep when it comes to personal hygiene products that it’s quite baffling.
I wanted a leave in conditioner for my hair, as it too is suffering, but I always find that ones that contain alcohol always do more damage. Good luck figuring that out on an ingredients label!
Next time you’re standing in the shower look at a bottle of shampoo and think how hard it might be to figure out if it was all printed in Chinese characters!
I ended up getting a brand I recognized of something-or-other, that was in a bottle I remembered seeing in the states, but who knows what it really was. Perhaps “hair straightener, guaranteed to strip all moisture out of hair and leave it stick straight”?
I consoled myself with the fact that most conditioners do about the same thing, it’s more how you use them. When have you ever read a bottle that says something you don’t want? “Moisturizing curls”, “silky smooth”, “weather repair” – in the end you realize it doesn’t matter, as long as it’s not really the bottle of hair relaxer.